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| Adiong Sikat |
 Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:36 pm |
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Joined: 12 Sep 2005
Posts: 643
Location: Tampa Bay, FL
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The Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City
that sells Husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they have to
follow the instructions at the entrance:- "You may
visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and
the value of the products increase as you ascend the
flights. You may choose any item from a particular
floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back
down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a
husband.
On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1
These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have
Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have
Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor
4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead
Good Looking and Help with Housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand
it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are
Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A
Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay,
but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store .
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner
opens a New Wives store just across the street.
The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have
money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited. |
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| SGT. MISTAH |
| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:44 pm |
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Joined: 11 Jan 2006
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Location: florida
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| jajajaja nice one again adiong. |
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